Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”
When my alarm goes off in the morning
- (via touchdisky)
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know